Warning: This Dog Reports Everything T-Shirt
Black / S
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This relaxed-fit, garment-dyed tee brings a warm, lived-in feel straight out of the closet. The bold front graphic reads like a playful house rule — a little cheeky, a little protective — that says this dog watches everything and won’t hesitate to report back to their human. Thick, heavyweight cotton and double-needle seams give the shirt substance and durability, while the post-dyeing process softens the fabric and tones the color for a vintage, worn-in look. Wear it around the dog park, on low-key weekends, or when you want to announce the household hierarchy with a grin. It settles comfortably on the shoulders, breaks in beautifully after a few washes, and sits right in the middle of casual days where comfort matters as much as personality.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a vintage look and textured feel
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Available S–4XL with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Warning: This Dog Reports Everything T-Shirt
$33.99
Sale price
$33.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a vintage look and textured feel
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Available S–4XL with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean